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Jayesel
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Name: Jake
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: San Antonio
Birthday: 3/14/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: Guitar, Guitar, More Guitar, oh yeah, and Guitar!I Love Music, Running, and being me.Everything I say on this site is up to your decision, but remember that it is for entertainment, and if you're dumb enough to read this and get offended you should get away from here and find yourself a stupid video website where everyone says little stupid things and the videos are more pointless than me making a video that has me watching a video on one of those pointless sites. If you don't like what I say, tell me, but to be more honest, I want you press Alt+F4 to close this page.
Expertise: Computers, Recording, I play guitar, Blues, Jazz, Metal, Funk, Punk (but what guitar player isn't good at punk?), Bluegrass, and....yes even Country (vomits).Music.Dry Drug Humor. (its fun to say "...and crack!" at the end of a list).
Occupation: Musician/Ranter
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  jslimon86
Yahoo:  jslimon86
Jabber: i dont know what the fuck jabber is but i have xfire: jayesel
Member Since:
10/8/2004
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| We know everything offends you, bitch. You have to seriously get that big fucking good as god helmet off your head because nothing anyone will ever say will be completely neutral or unoffensive to you. You fucking dense bitch
Apparently you do not understand exactly how things work in the merry old land of oz. People talk, people have opinions, if your opinion is based upon how pissed you get when someone states how they view the world then you seriously need to consider getting a CATscan. Better yet, you need to consider getting your mouth sewn up and (while in the same surgical procedure) removing your head from your ass, because as we all know, it is not working for you.
I'm ninety percent sure that you grew up believing you were right as a kid, and I'm one-hundred percent sure your parents didn't have the ability to tell you: "You're wrong." Maybe they just didn't discipline you enough. I know whenever I said something really fucking stupid I would get slapped. If I verbally attacked anyone, I would get a good screaming and then hit so hard I couldn't breathe. Seems your parents never taught you respect; even if it is getting hit in the back with a flat leather belt.
I wonder how it is you have a steady heterosexual relationship. I mean shit, you are so empowered by being a woman you don't even wear a bra, and visit pro-female empowerment feministic websites. You know what the opposite of Misogyny is? Misandry, bitch. I wonder how it is you even allow a dick inside that moldy crusty vagina of yours. You fucking cut your hair short...wear not one...not two, but four fucking piercings. All of which make you look like a bull who just got caught and is about to be publicly raped.
If only you knew this was about you, you'd get your panties shoved so far up your poon that your great grandfather will have to come out of his grave to pull them out of his now non-existent (albeit: shriveled) ballsack.
Fuck off, dense bitch. You made the time in this room so intensely difficult that at one point I considered handing you a giant cardboard poster which read: "I can thank American Law for the law that says murder is illegal."
Curl up into that little defensive ball you curl up into whenever you get 'offended' when someone says something that conflicts with your safe little bubble you call a brain. What's your name again? Oh yeah...whore.
/rant
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| for those of you who know my earlier music...i took the opening chords of shiner...and reworked it
it was a shite song...so why not.
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| Was that a typo?
Nah...its the name of a song that's coming up that I wrote...to tell you the truth I don't know why I named it that.
Anyways...In the true spirit of Halloween, I will celebrate it by being a hippie...okay maybe not...but still. Obscurity at its Finest has released their first album. Under my label...which I'm still trying to get fully off the ground...but that will come with time. Apart from trying to get my life in order and trying to get a grip on things since I'm gonna be graduating in May, I learned that I may do something I actually enjoy.
What is it? Being a Probation Officer...
I don't want to be a teacher for one reason...it's too...sandboxed. Once you become a teacher, you're basically stuck there. The benefits are great, but I HATE our education system. It's too control oriented and not as much education oriented.
After considering and declining the option to be in porn, I decided to do this only because it is more low profile, and I get to...you know...work with people who have souls. I've been playing a lot of Audiosurf...to try to detract from the fact that I have some musicians writers block (but my fiction story is coming along nicely!).
My soundclick page is letting me know what songs people like...the last.fm page is good for shit, and I do mean shit. Rolling Rock FTW.
Alright, so other than that, you're probably wondering just what the fuck I've been up to. I'm up to...college. I just finished another midterm (which was a take home), and I just ate a meatball...or two...okay three. I've been having trouble sleeping lately and I'm really sure what it is (for those of you with protected access, you know what I'm talking about).
I've been running more actually. I bruised my foot yesterday while running though, so it was kind of difficult to walk today. You see, there have been a lot of dogs in my area, so naturally, there's a lot of dog shit in the area as well. We don't have that many sidewalks over here, so when I go run, I have to run on the grass. On top of that, when I run at the park, I usually run on the grass and not the track. Damn, rocks.
Anyways...I'll update more later.
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