| | I've been putting this for far too long. There's this site that started about 2 (maybe 3 depending on how you count) years ago.
It's called Twitter. You will not find me on Twitter. You will never, and I repeat never find me on twitter (well hopefully never, and you'll see why). It took me 2 years to find out exactly what Twittering is. Apparently, despite my request that website names never become nouns, verbs, superlatives, interjections, adjectives...you get the point.
Man, like xanga. All of a sudden if you're on it you're a Xangan. what the fuck?! Even Xanga's word check doesn't recognize Xanga or Xangan as a word.
Well. What the fuck are you if you're on Twitter? A Twitterer? A bird? A Twitterbug?
They do say, "He Tweeted!"
What the fuck is the purpose of Twitter you ask? Twitter is a site that is based upon the one question...What are you doing? Shit, I feel so dirty quoting the site.
Anyways, Twitter is just another way of saying, "I am addicted to the Internet."
Even more disturbing is that some celebrities thought it would be cool to have a twitter account. Do I really want to know what Whoopi Goldberg is doing? What about Xzihbit? (i think i spelled that name wrong).
I don't really care to know what 90% of people are doing at any time.
As I usually say, good concept...bad execution. It was based upon the AIM away messages, and the away messages should have stayed that way. As it is I do this, a twitter accountwould just fuck me up more.
I imagine a world sort of like a cross between the matrix and lawnmower man. Both series sucked (well when the sequels were made you could tell they were just trying to make money). You know....you're logged into the internet constantly only to get sucked in and stuck in it because you as a stupid human are so susceptible to it's superior power.
We already have 'networking' (god i hate that word) websites connecting to other sites of its kind. Take xanga, allowing you to fucking post to fucking facebook. Or take Myspace, already acknowleding that xanga, twitter, facebook, blogger and other such sites exist and letting you post things to those accounts (not blogs but other things).
What kind of world are we living on? The internet sucks.
The whole subculture of the internet has moved from high up government geek to teenage hacker to lowlife wannabe script kiddy back to teenage hacker to dense myspace/attention whore.
It's annoying. Let's not even get into the gamers.
- Jake the Snake
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| | Posted 6/18/2009 2:17 PM - 4 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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